halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
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ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
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So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
you never un-have a 4some
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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