HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
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apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
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The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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