Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
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Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
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I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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