ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
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Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
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It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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