Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
Everything about him screamed your future.
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It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
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I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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