I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
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I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
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He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize