Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
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He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
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Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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