did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
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standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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