Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
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Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
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Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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