you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
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We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
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Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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