I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
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look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
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your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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