Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
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sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
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Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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