Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
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I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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