He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
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It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
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her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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