This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
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And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
I didn't notice because vodka
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I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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