Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
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It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
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He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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