There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
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Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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