So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
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looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
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As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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