So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
I cut my penus on the lid.
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Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
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Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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