Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
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I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
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So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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