i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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