if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
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Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
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It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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