Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
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No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
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i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
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I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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