they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
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I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
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I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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