My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
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Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
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she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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