do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
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there was a trapeze. enough said
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
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I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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