Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
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6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
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thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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