There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
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I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
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You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
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The Olympian is in my bed
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