That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
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You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
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It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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