): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
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six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
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Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
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