Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
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he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
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He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
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