lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
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dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
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his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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