I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
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I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
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DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
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