If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
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Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
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If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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