Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
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there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
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we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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