It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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