with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
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Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
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I would fuck him just for his dog
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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