Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
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Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
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I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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