Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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