ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
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Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
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hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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