It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
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can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
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Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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