i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
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He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
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What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
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