Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
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i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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