Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
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You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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