Plan B is the new Plan A
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
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Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
It's official drugs can't kill me
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
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Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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