the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
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I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
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I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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