what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
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Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
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like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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