guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
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I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
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Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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