what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
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By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
So squirting runs in the family.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
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Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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