Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
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He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
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What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
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